My daughter pooped in the tub tonight. Yes- she pooped. In. The. Tub.
Lord.
She hadn't gone all day, which is odd for her, and she ate an enormous dinner. I had both kids in the tub and noticed her belly was large and in charge (and hard). This is my tiny, petite, little Riley with a suddenly large midsection.
Fortunately Jack had just jumped out of the tub and was getting his pj's on. Todd had just brought me some more shampoo from the other bathroom and was standing there when 'that look' came across her face. Y'all know it. The I'm-trying-to-concentrate-so-don't-look-at-me look. That one.
Yep- out popped a ginormous (that's a Milligan word) terd, along with a few stragglers. So off I was to disineffect the tub and throw all the bathtub toys in the dishwasher. Gross.
I hope you've already eaten your dinner when you read this.
Until next time...
3 comments:
Oh RiRi....What joy and laughter you bring to everyone that reads your mother's blog. I love it. Only our RiRi would poop in the bathtub and a ginormous turd at that. I am just so glad that your big brother Jack was not in the water with you.
We love you and please keep the laughter and joy coming our way.
PaaPaa (Alison's Mom)
Ha Ha Ha! Josh and I were both laughing pretty hard at this one! Too funny! Of course I'm not the one that had to clean it up. LOL And I must say you do really well at creating a mental picture!
Ali, RiRi is always a good source of entertainment!
Laga
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