Friday, October 29, 2010

Rileyisms and Mommyisms

So I don't forget.....

First one stolen from my Facebook update:

So last night we are running out the door to head to baseball and Ri is begging Jack for a piece of his Juicy Fruit. He tells her no over and over. They banter back and forth. She begs. He says no. You get the picture? Finally he runs out the door and she yells at him: "GOD DAMMIT.". Guess who ends up with a piece of bright yellow Juicy Fruit?

"Payton is such a troublemaker at school." (Me: Why?) "Because he is mean."
"Look Mom- I have two bandaids on. A waterproof one and a regular one. Because last night I bit my finger when I was sleeping and didn't know it.

Me asking Riley questions:

What do you want to be when you grow up? A teenager.

Why? I want to grow up to be older than you.

How old will you be when you have children? 15.

Who are you going to marry? Daddy. Or Brady. Or Tommy.

Where do you want to live when you grow up? In South Carolina.

What does Mommy do all day? Eat salad. Work on the computer. Play with your phone.

Who is your favorite person? Kaitlyn because she is so the best and doesn't fight.

What is your favorite thing to do at school? Do stuff. (Like play with Brooke and Kaitlyn and Emelia).


Things that come out of my mouth E.V.E.R.Y. single day (or almost every day).

"No you may not have candy at 7:00 a.m."

"Lift the toilet seat when you go to the bathroom Jack."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"What did you do at school today?"

"Put your shoes in the closet."

"Not right now."

"No more sugar today for you Riley."

"Shut the door."

"Tell Jack you're sorry."

Until next time...

1 comment:

tsdelity said...

Got to love that little bugger. Great post Ali.

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